The day before Halloween.

Did I mention we have bears in suburban Illinois? Oh, yeah.
Big ones.
They, uh, come into people's houses at night and, uh, well, they rip open bags of chocolate and um, carefully open the wrappers and well...here's the evidence, if you don't believe me.
It's a severe problem in the area, especially around this time of year.

Well, I gotta run out to the store again...
Darn bears.
What's that? Oh, thanks. I always try to remember to wipe the chocolate off my face before I go out in public.